Punk Rock Christmas Vacation #3 w/ Wolf-Face (Jaw Breaker Cover Set), Teen Agers, Debt Neglector, Caffiends

Whatever, Dude Productions Presents

Punk Rock Christmas Vacation #3 w/ Wolf-Face (Jaw Breaker Cover Set), Teen Agers, Debt Neglector, Caffiends

Sat, December 23, 2017

7:30 pm

Will's Pub

Orlando, FL

$8.00

This event is 21 and over

Wolf-Face
Wolf-Face
In the mid-80's young Michael J. Wolf, like most teenagers, went through some serious changes. However, the changes Michael faced were unlike anything other teenagers experienced. Where other teenagers were dealing with pimples and getting erections in public, Michael was dealing with fangs, hair, and claws. These changes brought both fame and ridicule to Michael. With the help of his father and his close friends Boof and Stiles, Michael overcame the many unexpected challenges associated with being a teenage werewolf.

After graduating from High school, Michael entered the real world searching for a way to release his continuing frustrations. He found his release in the form of a Fender Jazzmaster Guitar played loud and fast. He formed the band Wolf-Face and released several underground cassette tapes that quickly gained circulation throughout the United States and abroad. These tapes included the coveted "Self titled" tape, the "Wolf-Face Too" EP, the "She's in heat, but she won't mate with me" tape, and the "Vampires are pussies" collection. These tapes are a rare find these days and some can occasionally be found on Ebay selling for hundreds of dollars. Wolf-Face toured extensively to sold out crowds in dive bars all over the United States and abroad. Due to drug and alcohol issues and generally being burnt out by the changing music scene and the constant barrage of "wolves in sheep's clothing" associated with the music industry wanting to dumb down and bastardize Wolf-Face's abrasive tunes, Michael decided to hang up his guitar to retire in Florida in the mid 1990's.

Today, frustrated by the vapid music bombarding all aspects of the music scene and the absurd romanticizing of werewolves in shitty books and movies, Michael has decided to hit the road again with Wolf-Face. Michael J. has re-released the original Wolf-Face self-titled cassette on digital technology. This can be obtained online for free or you can grab a free CD at a Wolf-Face show. The Wolf-Face line up now consists of Michael J. and his pack mates Rain-Wolf, The Good Wolf, and Wolf-Fart. They are shredding eardrums again and loving every minute of it!
Teen Agers
Teen Agers
Ever curious what would occur if you combined multiple quarter-life crises, a penchant for bottom-tier booze in plastic bottles and a Flanders-sized repertoire of puns in a punk rock powder keg? Erupting like a sonic Cthulhu from beneath the Florida swamps comes Teen Agers, the brainchild of four gentlemen with enough functioning neurons to constitute one able-bodied adult. With plenty of melody to satisfy the crowd at your rad wine mixers and hearty helpings of riffage guaranteed to satiate your unmitigated adolescent angst, Teen Agers are the result of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object; just…a bit slower, so as to not pull something.
Debt Neglector
Debt Neglector
Orlando Punk featuring a member of Gatorface, NMDS, and No Friends. Debt Neglector is Alex, Pfister, Kretzer and Zach.
Caffiends
Caffiends
Old School Pop Punk.
Whatever, Dude Productions
Venue Information:
Will's Pub
1042 N. Mills Avenue
Orlando, FL, 32803
http://www.willspub.org/